As I sit here listening to It's Raining Men from Priscilla: Queen of the Desert the musical I am reminded of how one must avoid stupid gay men. Literally, there are times when it rains men except they're stupid gay men instead of tall, dark, and handsome men. Especially when you're out and about on the town and it gets to the point where you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting about ten stupid gay men. GAY BARS ARE BREEDING GROUNDS FOR STUPID GAY MEN.
This is, in a nutshell, is how you deal with or get rid of a stupid gay man.
1. Observe
2. Find Weakness
3. Exploit Weakness
You MUST find out the weakness of your stupid gay man. This is an absolute necessity because it is the only soft spot that a gay man has in his impenetrable facade of glitter, makeup, sass, impeccable taste, and sex appeal.
Once said weakness is found, exploit it. A lot of gay men have many insecurities, but there is always ONE that will ensure success. A few examples are looks, waist size, trouser-snake size, and what position they are in bed.
Find this and you can get rid of your stupid gay man in no time.
-Bryce
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